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How Well Do You Remember These *Iconic* Dustin The Turkey Songs?

So many classics.

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1. Dustin take a walk, take a walk, take a walk
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Billy take a walk, take a walk, take a walk
Geldof take a wash, take a wash, take a wash

Geldof have a bath, have a bath, have a bath
2. Mary's got a new job, she's gone and left the Park/ Working for _______, she's ___________
The big man; really a bright spark
The country; gonna be a star

The UN; gonna make her mark
A living; go so far
3. Nick's her loving husband, he's ____________; The way ____________, it's a little weird
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Great big ears; he folds around
Always full of cheer; he holds her hand

Got a great big beard; he follows her around
4. Limerick's got ________, Kilkenny and its cats/ Mayo has Croagh Patrick, Westmeath has _________
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Its lady; a bypass
The Shannon; Mullingar

A manor; Joe Dolan
A lough; Michael O'Leary
5. Thirty-two counties, and forty shades of green/ Saint Patrick ______________
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Blessed this country
Banished the snakes

Played the bodhrán
Was a legend
6. But I'm the one who's laughing, just like a hyena/ Cos I won't take nagging in me passion wagon ___________
Unless it's from Christina
That's me funky Ford Cortina

On me way to the arena
Now play that concertina
7. I've been to Boher and Kilfenora, and other places that are no fun/ Stole ________ from a _______ in Cashel
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Some mash; café
A rasher; butcher

Some batter; chipper
A platter; lady
8. I've been to _________, but I've never been to Meath
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Two-Mile Borris
Bagnelstown

Tullamore
All of the above
9. Am I wasting my time selling Christmas trees/ They're only ______, won't you buy one please?
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20 quid
A fiver

10 quid
A few quid
10. I wonder how, I wonder why, _____________/ And all that I can see, is just another Christmas tree
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Santa and his reindeer are flying so high
Santa and the reindeer are able to fly

Santa and his reindeer get up in the sky
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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You got NONE right.
Ah here. It's a rat trap, and you've been caught.
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Ah here. It's a rat trap, and you've been caught.
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Time to take a walk, take a walk, take a walk.
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You got 3/10!
Time to take a walk, take a walk, take a walk.
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You got 4/10!
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You're rusty on your Dustin knowledge, but never fear. It's all there on Spotify for you to remind yourself.
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You got 6/10!
You're rusty on your Dustin knowledge, but never fear. It's all there on Spotify for you to remind yourself.
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You got 7/10!
A feather's breath away from victory. Listen to his duet with Eamonn Dunphy to console yourself.
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A feather's breath away from victory. Listen to his duet with Eamonn Dunphy to console yourself.
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Dustin would definitely do the flap flaps for you. Irlande Douze Points!
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Dustin would definitely do the flap flaps for you. Irlande Douze Points!
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If you’ve got a mad urge to listen to some Dustin now, you can find all of his albums on Spotify. Go forth.

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