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14 of the most filthy-sounding Irish Sex Positions

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THE HASHTAG #BritishSexPositions has been trending on Twitter all day today – people are sharing made-up sex positions inspired by quintessentially British things, like this one, for example:

Sorry sorry
No I'm sorry
Sorry
Sorry
After you
No after you
#BritishSexPositions
— Gemma Correll (@gemmacorrell) February 13, 2015

gemma correll / Twitter

Inspired by this, we decided to ask our Twitter followers to give us some of their best #IrishSexPositions – and here are the filthiest ones we got.

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@dailyedge The Holy Bone of Clonrichert #IrishSexPositions
— stephen davoren (@bailldogg) February 13, 2015

stephen davoren / Twitter

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.@dailyedge The Jumbo Breakfast Roll #IrishSexPositions
— Jen Ronan (@JayRow) February 13, 2015

Jen Ronan / Twitter

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The Mattress Mick #IrishSexPositions
— DailyEdge (@dailyedge) February 13, 2015

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Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No Matter. Try Again. Fail Again. Fail Better. #IrishSexPositions
— Alan (@alan_maguire) February 13, 2015

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The Spit On Me Dickie #IrishSexPositions
— Lisa Carey (@msleedy) February 13, 2015

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We're going to miss the Late Late Show #irishsexpositions
— Tracey Holsgrove (@TraceyHolsgrove) February 13, 2015

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The Taebag #IrishSexPositions
— just morto (@DylanTeeBH) February 13, 2015

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The all-Ireland semi.#irishsexpositions
— Darren Geraghty (@GeraghtyDarren) February 13, 2015

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Maud Came, Maud Gonne #IrishSexPositions
— AMDuffin (@AmDuffin) February 13, 2015

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