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Can You Match These Simpsons' Quotes to the Characters That Said Them?

This is for the die-hard fans among you.

THE SIMPSONS DEBUTED on December 17, 1989.

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With 29 seasons under its belt, The Simpsons is America’s longest-running sitcom, and has amassed dozens of awards since its launch.

There are very few of us who wouldn’t consider ourselves Simpsons fans, and we regularly drop lines from the show into daily discourse.

But has the passage of time dulled your memory in any way? Or is your knowledge of the Springfield squad as sharp as it ever was?

It’s time to test your wits, and match these quotes to the character that said them.

1. "Boy, I tell ya, they only come out at night. Or in this case, the daytime."
Ned Flanders
Monty Burns

Homer Simpson
Chief Wiggum
2. "I used to be with it, but then they changed what “it” was, and now what I’m with isn’t it."
Marge Simpson
Abe Simpson

Hans Moleman
Jasper Beardly
3. "Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all…nothing at all…nothing at all!"
Edna Krabappel
Helen Lovejoy

Maud Flanders
Ned Flanders
4. "Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidently” with “repeatedly,” and replace “dog” with “son.”
Troy McClure
Lionel Hutz

Moe Syzslack
Mayor Quimby
5. "My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of…malk?"
Bart Simpson
Lisa Simpson

Martin Prince
Ralph Wiggum
6. "Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish. Then why’d I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
Lisa Simpson
Milhouse Van Houten

Martin Prince
Nelson Muntz
7." I’ve been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly."
Homer Simpson
Krusty the Klown

Barney Gumble
Moe Syzslack
8. "Now we play the waiting game…Ahh, the waiting game sucks. Let’s play Hungry Hungry Hippos!"
Ralph Wiggum
Bart Simpson

Lenny Leonard
Homer Simpson
9. "All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?"
Mayor Quimby
Rex Banner

Sideshow Bob
Kent Brockman
10. "La…tex con…dome. Boy, I’d like to live in one of those!"
Groundskeeper Willie
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Fat Tony
Abe Simpson
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