SICK AND TIRED of Kanye West’s boasting?
We can do better than that, Kanye. Much better…
1. I have a hairdresser voucher that’s dangerously close to expiring.
3. We had a Soda Stream and my mam even bought replacement gas for it twice.
4. I once did my big shop in Marks and Spencer.
5. I went out for dinner last night and we didn’t just order the cheapest bottle of wine. We got the one for €27 and the waiter definitely thought we were slick as anything.
7. I was in a hotel last month and didn’t bother going down for the hotel breakfast even though we had paid for bed and breakfast.
8. I left a euro in my trolley at Tesco. Didn’t even care.
9. What’s an immersion? I have an electric shower.
10. I dried one towel in the tumble dryer this morning. Just the one.
12. I spent an extra €3.64 on stuff I didn’t need in Centra just so I could reach the minimum Visa Debit limit.
13. My granny gave me prize bonds 11 years ago. Dunno where they are.
14. I ordered an entire Dominos just for the can of coke.
16. The lady at the checkout said it was two for one and I said ‘nah you’re grand’.
17. We had a Sega Megadrive and a Nintendo .
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