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Here's what REALLY makes men and women happy, according to a ridiculous survey

Heads up: It’s not having fun. Or being with your family. Or anything like that.

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LOVE. FRIENDS. FAMILY. Do these things make people happy? Evidently not, if this survey is anything to go by.

Over 850 men and women were polled by for a seemingly pointless study by OnePulse, which asked them to choose what made them happy from a list of eight options.

And the thing that makes most women happy is – drum roll, please – noticing they’ve lost weight. HMM.

Here are the rest of the results, in order of popularity:

  • Buying new items
  • Receiving flowers
  • Having their favourite takeaway
  • Hotel or transport upgrades
  • Having a bottle of wine at lunch
  • Social media followers
  • And their other half paying for dinner

Yes, 24% of women said they prefer losing weight to wine and takeaways. This just doesn’t seem right.

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As for the guys? Well, they like having stuff. Around 25% of men said “buying new items” makes them happy, with the rest of the list looking like this:

  • Noticing they’ve lost weight
  • Having their favourite takeaway
  • Watching football on TV
  • Hotel or transport upgrades
  • Having a beer at lunch
  • Social media followers
  • And their other half paying for dinner

So now, lads, you know what makes you happy.

Y’know what really brings us joy? More joy than noticing we lost weight? A nice lie in. A pint, some pals, and a chat. And pizza. Oh lord, pizza.

giphy Source: Giphy

via i100

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