# ouch - Today’s News
The Dubliner will have to wait at least another 12 months to add to his appearances at the season’s second Major.
# ouch - Saturday 23 April, 2016
He hit the ground at some speed.
# ouch - Thursday 14 April, 2016
Some cars drive slowly, but others hit the bump at speed.
# ouch - Tuesday 12 April, 2016
The garda said the prisoner bit him on the leg and hit him over the head with a torch.
# ouch - Friday 25 March, 2016
Poor Daniel Berger.
# ouch - Monday 21 March, 2016
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# ouch - Sunday 28 February, 2016
That burn looks serious, can we get you anything?
The Belfast native is not too keen on a rematch after ‘boring fight’.
# ouch - Sunday 21 February, 2016
The Taoiseach made the comments at a rally in Mayo yesterday evening.
# ouch - Thursday 18 February, 2016
Darragh Lenihan was in the wars for Rovers against Fulham.
# ouch - Wednesday 17 February, 2016
But you really shouldn’t be throwing full cans of beer at referees.
# ouch - Sunday 14 February, 2016
Remi Garde’s men lost 6-0 at home to Liverpool today.
# ouch - Monday 18 January, 2016
Jamie Donaldson is targeting a return to competitive action early next month.
# ouch - Monday 11 January, 2016
It is understood that the woman has been compensated for her injuries.
# ouch - Saturday 9 January, 2016
Thankfully Adam Zampa was okay.
It’s the pick of your contributions from the past seven days.
# ouch - Wednesday 30 December, 2015
Mrs Thatcher was not a fan of Ministers for Foreign Affairs.
# ouch - Sunday 6 December, 2015
And it’s even worse when you headbutt your own player.
# ouch - Monday 30 November, 2015
He only sought help when he suffered discomfort having sex.
# ouch - Sunday 22 November, 2015
McBrearty sustained shoulder and kidney injuries during the International Rules test.
# ouch - Sunday 15 November, 2015
Not a bad way for Gian Villante to get back to winning ways.
# ouch - Saturday 14 November, 2015
Corofin got their only score with a last-minute free.
# ouch - Wednesday 11 November, 2015
Andrew Luck still got up and threw a touchdown pass.
# ouch - Monday 9 November, 2015
Clonakenny player Conor Ryan had a teammate’s hurling helmet impaled in his hand yesterday.
# ouch - Thursday 5 November, 2015
The Scot waltzed through his Paris Masters match earlier but there was one embarrassing moment for him.
# ouch - Tuesday 20 October, 2015
Elena Rybolovlev was awarded half the fortune of her ex-husband Dmitry Rybolovlev.
# ouch - Tuesday 13 October, 2015
Paddy McNair picked up the injury while on international duty with Northern Ireland.
# ouch - Saturday 10 October, 2015
Do they scream, cry, or just take it like a pro?
# ouch - Friday 9 October, 2015
John O’Rourke went through the pain barrier.
# ouch - Wednesday 7 October, 2015
22-year-old Amy Houlden claimed she had cut the inside of her mouth on glass shards hidden in the chop’s marinade.
# ouch - Tuesday 6 October, 2015
They’d call it a black card offence at Croke Park.
# ouch - Thursday 1 October, 2015
Men of Ireland – look away now.
# ouch - Tuesday 29 September, 2015
That could have put him in ward four.
# ouch - Wednesday 23 September, 2015
But is all as it seems…?
# ouch - Friday 18 September, 2015
Italians are just so passionate.
# ouch - Thursday 3 September, 2015
# ouch - Wednesday 2 September, 2015
Billy Joe Saunders shared a photo of the cut, which required 10 stitches.
# ouch - Wednesday 26 August, 2015
The war of words continues between the biggest stars in boxing and mixed martial arts.