1. This horror
2. These maths
3. This horizontal approach to security
4. This vote of confidence
5. The fact that this could and should happen #stags
6. Working that VIP queue
8. Yep #hens
9. Siobhan. Please.
10. Do we detect a hint of sarcasm?
11. The queuing
12. The inexplicable pull of the queuing
13. Oh God the queuing
14. But look at this budget reality check
15. Because at the end of the day, you just can’t help yourself