15 tweets that will cut to the core of anyone flying Ryanair

WHY ARE YOU QUEUING?

By Emer McLysaght Sunday 31 Jan 2016, 1:00 PM

Jan 31st 2016, 1:00 PM 13,445 Views 6 Comments

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1. This horror

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hang Source: @jackiefast

2. These maths

@Ryanair not sure a wine (€6) plus tapas plate (€5.50) as a meal deal for €11.50 is actually a deal??..
— Deirdre keane (@KeaneDeemkeane1) December 11, 2015

Source: Deirdre keane/Twitter

3. This horizontal approach to security

Boarding our plane and haven't had out passports checked yet, Ryanair gets more shrug emoji every day
— Áine (@himynameisaine) January 12, 2016

Source: Áine/Twitter

identity Source: mollydot

4. This vote of confidence

The flight attendant at the door asked the first person in the queue
"Sorry where is this flight going"
Never change Ryanair, never change.
— Hooch (@HeresKellie) January 20, 2016

Source: Hooch/Twitter

5. The fact that this could and should happen #stags

Ryan Air have overpowered a man who tried to open a door in flight. It was only a toilet door, but he'd been on a stag do the night before.
— Stansaid Airport (@StansaidAirport) December 7, 2015

Source: Stansaid Airport/Twitter

6. Working that VIP queue

Ryan Air priority queue to Bremen this evening. Feeling like this. pic.twitter.com/5KR0CbclF5
— Ellie Jeffries (@eleanorloocy) August 25, 2015

Source: ellie graham/Twitter

7. Although…

Ryanair priority boarding = queue on the stairs instead of the waiting hall.. #firstclass pic.twitter.com/ES9vmUabzx
— Yossi Erdman (@yossierd) October 21, 2015

Source: Yossi Erdman/Twitter

8. Yep #hens

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9. Siobhan. Please.

'Just f*cking sit down will you Siobhan - this plane is a bag o'shite'. I am enjoying sharing the plane with a hungover Hen party. #ryanair
— simon trewin (@simontrewin) October 31, 2014

Source: Simon Trewin/Twitter

10. Do we detect a hint of sarcasm?

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11. The queuing

Why are you standing up queuing? You have a pre-booked seat. #Ryanair
— Kevin O'Loughlin (@Kev_OLoughlin) June 11, 2015

Source: Kevin O'Loughlin/Twitter

queue Source: @pipcarson

12. The inexplicable pull of the queuing

Allocated seating now with @Ryanair but everyone is still queuing! I am also queuing and I don't know why 🙀 #ryanair #flight ✈️✈️✈️
— Ali (@Ali_Lavin) March 6, 2014

Source: Alison Ní Láimhín/Twitter

13. Oh God the queuing

@Ryanair It's getting worse! Can we stop the towel-on-sun-lounger approach to queuing please? #RyanairFotoFriday pic.twitter.com/7yYz8e3s2D
— Lawrence Chmara (@lchmara) January 23, 2015

Source: Lawrence Chmara/Twitter

14. But look at this budget reality check

People in the boarding queue complaining that the Dublin-Leeds Ryanair flight is delayed by 20 minutes. Worth remembering they've paid £9.99
— Tom Brook (@TomJamesBrook) January 17, 2016

Source: Tom Brook/Twitter

15. Because at the end of the day, you just can’t help yourself

These ryanair flights are so cheap it's just rude not to
— sam (@stringyyy) January 18, 2016

Source: Sam/Twitter

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15 tweets that will cut to the core of anyone flying Ryanair

WHY ARE YOU QUEUING?

1. This horror

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

2. These maths

3. This horizontal approach to security

4. This vote of confidence

5. The fact that this could and should happen #stags

6. Working that VIP queue

7. Although…

8. Yep #hens

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

9. Siobhan. Please.

10. Do we detect a hint of sarcasm?

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

11. The queuing

12. The inexplicable pull of the queuing

13. Oh God the queuing

14. But look at this budget reality check

15. Because at the end of the day, you just can’t help yourself

14 tweets only people who ride the Luas will find funny>

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15 tweets that will cut to the core of anyone flying Ryanair

WHY ARE YOU QUEUING?

1. This horror

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

2. These maths

3. This horizontal approach to security

4. This vote of confidence

5. The fact that this could and should happen #stags

6. Working that VIP queue

7. Although…

8. Yep #hens

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

9. Siobhan. Please.

10. Do we detect a hint of sarcasm?

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

11. The queuing

12. The inexplicable pull of the queuing

13. Oh God the queuing

14. But look at this budget reality check

15. Because at the end of the day, you just can’t help yourself

14 tweets only people who ride the Luas will find funny>

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