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Marissa Miller / Twitteradulthood is emailing "sorry for the delayed response!" back and forth until one of you dies
— Marissa Miller (@Marissa__Miller) February 26, 2016
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Living Marble / TwitterWhen you're in your thirties, "being mature for your age" means you've started waiting patiently for death.
— Mary Gillis (@living_marble) April 14, 2016
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Neil Grainger / TwitterAs a man in my mid thirties, I no longer suffer with Hangovers. I have 3 day intensive breakdowns.
— Neil Grainger (@GraingerNeil) October 11, 2015
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Benjamin Law / TwitterEveryone's right: hangovers take on a whole new dimension in your 30s. Mine even has its own career, partner and children; its name is Greg.
— Benjamin Law 羅旭能 (@mrbenjaminlaw) April 16, 2016
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Sean Thomason / Twitter"And then, in your 30s, you'll find yourself unable to sleep past 7am on weekends."
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) April 16, 2016
"TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE, SPIRIT, I WILL SEE NO MORE!"
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pat tobin / TwitterWhen parents say to kids "go to ur room & think about what you've done" it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) September 18, 2015
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James Pianka / TwitterAdulthood is eating the bruised part of the banana because you spent money and this is your goddamn banana.
— James Pianka (@jamespianka) September 2, 2015
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Erica / TwitterMost adult friendships are just figuring out whose turn it is to cancel plans.
— Erica (@SCbchbum) February 23, 2015