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# Week in quotes

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'The Taoiseach is deluded and no one takes him seriously': The week in quotes
'The only person that would have done this is some sort of an anti-Christ': The week in quotes
'He saved my life because he pushed my head out of the way with his knee': The week in quotes
'People are literally terrified. Can you please reassure them?': The week in quotes
'You’ll be found dead in a ditch with a bullet in the back of your head': The week in quotes
''Call an ambulance, I've been stabbed' were his last words to me': The week in quotes
'I had to believe she was alive': The week in quotes
'What if I had answered? Was he calling to say goodbye?': The week in quotes
Grubby debacles and unravelling stories: The week in quotes
Washing teeth and vainglorious traitors: The week in quotes
Paddy whackery, colleens on parade, and dead geckos: It's the week in quotes
A tan suit in a White House and dreams of home: The week in quotes
Standing tall and stopping an unjust aggressor: The week in quotes
A complete shambles and Genie, you're free: The week in quotes
Noble causes and the end of the emergency: The week in quotes
Pains in the bum and enormous courage: The week in quotes
An episode of Father Ted and dispossessing of lollipops: The week in quotes
Funerals without corpses and rolling around in sugar: The week in quotes
Arsonists blaming the fire brigade and difficult jobs: The week in quotes
Browsing the internet on cups and catastrophic mistakes: The week in quotes
Inter-planetary competitions and making a balls of it: The week in quotes
A darker past and Jesus, there's a lump there: The week in quotes
The sight of cranes and the Third Secret of Fatima: The week in quotes
Taking a shellacking and going to get a kebab: The week in quotes
Collecting furniture and auditioning for The Walking Dead: The week in quotes
Burying the blue dress and sending turkeys to Europe: The week in quotes
A typical rapier and the elephant in the room: The week in quotes
A third world war and a low class of criminal: The week in quotes
Our worst fears and a lack of editorial judgement: The week in quotes
Shadows of the past and the most bonkers of all of us: The week in quotes
Unfortunate use of words and political damage: The week in quotes
"In the best interests of An Garda Síochána and my family": GardaGate in quotes
Massive bailouts and going to the gym: The week in quotes
Robin Hood and bubblin' in Dublin: The week in quotes
The full truth and the Kardashians: The week in quotes
Loaded terms and dark chapters: The week in quotes
Mafia-style heists and darker downsides: The week in quotes
A coach with balls and well in with Mrs. Thatcher: The week in quotes
Bold boys and great lights: The week in quotes
Quality people and idiots: The week in quotes