Have you ever commented on a celebrity's Instagram photo?
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No, of course not.
Yes, but only because they looked amazing.
No, but I have definitely double tapped.
You need to ask someone a favour. How do you go about it?
Ask nicely in a text laden with x's.
Lead with a compliment on their hair.
Just ask them straight off.
Do you write "Happy birthday!" on people's Facebook walls in the hopes that they will return the favour on your big day?
Yes, I wouldn't arsed otherwise.
No! Okay, maybe.
That's never even occurred to me.
Your boss tells a crap joke. Do you...
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Laugh heartily.
Laugh whilst smirking at your colleagues.
Refuse to reward crap jokes and keep a straight face.
When you were in school, did you ever take it upon yourself to remind the teacher to correct homework?
Yes. but only because I had worked really hard on it.
No, I'm not a total Judas.
Someone you kind of know gets a new job. Do you...
Publicly congratulate them on Twitter.
Favourite their tweet announcing the new gig.
Say nothing.
You don't finish your meal at a restaurant. Do you...
Leave it as it is, who cares?
Scoop some of it on to someone else's plate so it looks less bad.
Cover the plate in a napkin, so the waiter/waitress can't immediately tell.
Do you say "thank you" to the bus driver?
Yes, that's just common sense.
Depends on how big a rush I'm in.
Never.
When you see someone you know, what is your standard greeting?
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A cheery "hiya!"
A quick hug.
Air kiss both cheeks.
Finally, you want to compliment someone on their new profiler. What are you most likely to say?
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"Looking good, swit swoo!"
"YOU BIG RIDE"
"Stunning..."
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You scored out of !
You big lick
There's no two ways about it - you're a massive lickarse. Soz.
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You scored out of !
Ah, you're a bit of a lickarse
You have lickarse tendencies, but you know when to reign it in.
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You scored out of !
You're not a lickarse at all
Nobody could accuse you of being a lickarse, you big rebel. Congratulations.
