How long have you had your current pair of headphones?
Oh gosh, for over a year now?
Less than six months.
Oh God, a month? I'm constantly losing/breaking headphones.
Have you ever had to write a "Lost my phone, send me your numbers" status on Facebook?
Yes. Yes, I have.
Nope *smug face*
Multiple times.
Have you recently found something in the fridge that was so old you feared it was a health hazard?
No, I am very diligent about throwing out food.
I regularly throw out cartons of solid milk.
How would you rate your present-wrapping skills?
Very good. Exemplary even.
Eh, passable?
I purposely don't wrap presents. I use gift bags.
What time do you go to bed on a school night?
Before 10pm. *yawns*
Before midnight.
Depends how deep into a Netflix hole I get.
And what time do you get up on the weekend?
By 9am. I like to make the most out of my day.
Definitely out of bed by 11am.
Depends on how hungover I am.
Finally, a friend tells you they are expecting a child. Your response is...
Congratulations! I'm so happy for you!
Oh shite, what are you going to do? Er, I mean, congratulations!