15. Baby’s first WAIT A MINUTE GET OFF THE BED THIS ISN’T ABOUT YOU
14. HEY KID, where’d you get that outfit? The rotting hay barn?
13. ‘Do de doo, just a bumblebee, flying through… oh SH** were you taking a photo? Mortified. So sorry.’
12. Never. Drinking. Again.
11. This is you. No, this is you! This is your face rn!
10. Goddammit if that goddamn timer is bro- *CLICK*
9. I was NOT ready for that photo man. Not cool.
8. Away, away! While they’re distra- oh, boll***s.
7. I GOT ANOTHER CUTE COUPLE FOR YA! HUH? HUH?
6. Oh hai.
5. HEY HERE YOU ARE WHO ARE YOU I’M BORED CAN WE PLAY OMG
4. Baby you’re all that I want / When you’re lying here in my arms *bursts into tears*
3. #PigeonLife #CreepingWhileYouSleepin
2. Dude imma let you finish but KERSPROING
1. DURRR DURRR, LOOK AT ME, I’M A HOOMAN
