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What Percent Culchie Are You?

A scientific analysis.

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First of all... are you aware of a song called Hit The Diff?
Yes, of course
Complete the Hit The Diff lyric: "Overload on the downhill road slappin' through the gears..."
Throwing a wave to the neighbours far and near
Bailin' over the hedge and drinkin' with no fear

Couldn't keep it cool with loads of power and I'm goin' on the beer
Sending snapchats of what I'm at to everyone on the beer
Right, now pick a drink to have with your dinner...
Actually, more importantly, what time is dinner served?

8pm/whenever I want
Truthfully now, what do you call a bottle of this?
Soft drink

Fizzy drink
Pick your favourite nostalgic RTÉ TV show
Gaybo-era Late Late
Mike Murphy-era Winning Streak

The original Irish Popstars
Would you be brave enough to touch one of these?
Yeah, obviously
Hell noooo
And finally... if you had to listen to one song for the rest of 2016 - apart from Hit the Diff - what would it be?
TLC - Waterfalls
Thin Lizzy - Sarah

Sawdoctors - N17
Garth Brooks - If Tomorrow Never Comes
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You are 0% culchie
You're not in the club.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 24% culchie
It's far from a farm you were raised.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 50% culchie
You've got one foot in the door, and one foot out. Maybe you've been away from home so long, you've forgotten what it truly means to be a culchie. Still, you have enough there to do you the world of good.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 84% culchie
You're a fair bit culchie, no doubt.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 92% culchie
Ah sure you're nearly the full culchie shilling.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 100% culchie
You are the head of the culchies - and you love it.
Share your result:

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David Elkin

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