1. Adele
Which rule? “1. Don’t pick up the phone”
When? During the time which inspired the song ‘Hello’ – “I must have called a thousand times.”
2. Every member of Lady Antebellum
Which rule? “1. Don’t pick up the phone”
When? During the time which inspired the song ‘Need You Now’ – “And I said I wouldn’t call/But I’m a little drunk and I need you now.”
3. Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber
Which rule? ”2. Don’t be his friend”
When? Literally, this week.
We should’ve expected as much, given he just released a song called ‘Friends’.
4. Beyoncé
Which rule? ”3. Don’t let him in”
When? During the time which inspired the song ‘Halo’ – “I found a way to let you in.”
5. The girl in ‘Hotline Bling’ before she eventually realised that Drake is a man child
Which rule? “1. Don’t pick up the phone”
When? When Drake thought it was ok to wear Timberlands to the club.
6. The Weeknd
Which rule? “1. Don’t pick up the phone”
When? When he was calling your one on ‘The Hills’
7. Oskar in ‘Let The Right One In’
Which rule? “2. Don’t let him in”
When? During the film, ‘Let The Right One In’
There is no ‘right one’. They are all wrong.
8. Stevie Wonder
Which rule? “1. Don’t pick up the phone”
When? During the period which inspired ‘I Just Called To Say I Love You’ – “I just called to say ‘I love you’.”
9. John Mayer
Which rule? “2. Don’t let him in”
When? On ‘Something Like Olivia’ – “But if Olivia herself were at my door/I’d have to say, I’d let her in.”
10. Ross and Rachel
Which rule? “3. Don’t be his friend”
When? Literally, throughout the entirety of the TV show … Called ‘Friends’.
11. Anyone in a call centre
Which rule? “1. Don’t pick up the phone”
When? All day, every day.
