IF YOU’VE ALREADY downloaded Flappy Bird, we’re sorry for your troubles. If not, you probably will now out of curiosity.
It’s a mobile gaming app that simply involves tapping the screen to propel a little bird through a set of pipes that LOOK like this, but when playing, seem more like navigating the eye of a needle.
The world is up in arms. Their frustration near tipping point. There’s no hope, go on without us.
Not since the launch of Angry Birds have people been so addicted to a bird in their phone.
PEOPLE CAN’T COPE.
It’s a level playing ground, no preferential treatment here
It’s a big problem(s)
It’s hopeless, really
Actually, it’s just IMPOSSIBLE
This is you, constantly
It takes over your life
There’s no easy way out
This is your reality now
Just remember, you’re not alone