1. What does the setting on a toaster mean to you?
They stand for how many minutes it will toast for
The level of toastyness
It's a browning variable from 1 - the highest setting
I don't know, just set it in the middle, be grand
2. Pick your ideal toast colour
3. Butter, or no butter?
Yes, loads of it
No butter, I like it dry
I use a different spread
4. Pick a topping for your toast
5. Finally, which way do you cut the toast?
hellawella
Hellawella
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You're a disgrace to toast making
Jesus Christ, you've failed to master this one vital skill. Please take it back to the drawing board.
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You make a gorgeous piece of toast
Wow, you absolute stunner. You even know exactly what temperature to put the butter on so it is the perfect combination of melty and solid.
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Your toast could do with a bit of improvement
Meh. You do an OK slice of toast, like we'd eat it if we were hungry. But there's so much room for improvement.