LET US TELL you.
1. Which of these most resembles your garden?
3. Do you have a colour-coordinated toilet downstairs?
Yes
No
I don't even have a downstairs bathroom
4. Do you have a shed out the back that you could theoretically live in?
No it's for tools only
It has electricity but I wouldn't chance it
It's far too cold and small
Well, suppose it could be a spare room
What shed?
5. What kind of cutlery do you use when visitors come over?
There are 'nice' spoons but mixed in with the crap ones
Whatever we use, to be honest
Yes, and they come in a little wooden box
Not gonna lie, I wouldn't be confident any were washed
6. What's ya driveway made of?
7. Bar or liquid soap?
8. Is your sofa leather or fabric?
9. Have any walls been knocked?
mytradie
Yes
No
10. Can you cook at the breakfast bar?
Yep the stove is in it
No, it's a standard breakfast bar
What breakfast bar?
11. And finally... how do you make coffee if someone wanted a cup?
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Your house is pretty standard
It's not too fancy but it's not a complete kip. Kudos to you, you're the salt of the earth so y'arr.
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Your house is a bleeedin' mansion
No, honestly, do you live in a mansion? All your neighbours have serious house envy you jammy shite.
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Your house is not posh at all
Your house isn't posh, it's bordering on a kip. Soz.
