First things first, do you make your bed every morning?
Yes, without fail.
If I have the time.
Only if I think there's a chance I might score somebody.
Never.
What is your hangover cure of choice?
A walk and lots of water!
Pizza and something fizzy.
A spice bag.
More pints.
You're gasping for a mineral. Which do you choose?
Club Orange
San Pellegrino
Diet Coke
Lucozade
What are your opinions on drinking the end of someone else's drink/can?
REPREHENSIBLE. NOT ON AT ALL.
Depends on how much is left...
If nobody's looking...
Have you ever ended up in an early house?
Never.
Just the once, but I swear it was just for the story.
Perhaps I have a few times.
Which of these would you be most likely to try?
How long is it acceptable to wear a festival wristband?
One day after the festival has ended MAX.
A week or so. Sentimental memories and all that.
As long as you can keep it dry in the shower!
And finally... which of the following scaldy crimes have you committed?
Eating your dinner in your room... and leaving the plate there.
Using something that wasn't an ashtray as an ashtray.
Robbing a pint.
Trying on a top in a shop and leaving bronzer/fake tan stains on it.
You scored out of !
You are 0% scaldy!
You've never stepped foot in an early house and you're far too sound to rob another person's drink. Well done you.
You scored out of !
You are 34% scaldy!
Sure you might secretly enjoy the scent of fake tan and drown wedges in Unidentified Brown Sauce, but your bouts of scaldiness are rare enough.
You scored out of !
You are 50% scaldy!
Ooh, you're a bit of a scaldmeister, aren't you? You'd want to watch yourself or next thing you know, you'll be having Koka Noodles and slices of Easi Singles for dinner.
You scored out of !
You are 78% scaldy!
You used to rob toilet paper from college and you're still wearing your EP wristband. Get it together.
You scored out of !
You are 100% scaldy!
Woah, we didn't realise we were dealing with Your Royal Scaldiness. You're scaldy and unashamed. Fair play.
