Firstly, what is your opinion on guitar solos?
I love them! There's nothing better than a guitarist going wild.
There's a time and a place.
Pretentious, self-indulgent twaddle.
How do you feel about this photo of bangers and mash served in a wine glass?
Mick McAvoy
Interested! I want to try it.
Outraged. PUT IT ON A PLATE.
Indifferent. At least somebody's trying something new.
How about this image of a bottle of prosecco being served in an actual welly?
Ha! Thrilled.
Absolutely disgusted.
Fine?
Pick a posh crisp flavour.
Pick a 1990s album.
Nevermind by Nirvana
Odelay by Beck
OK Computer by Radiohead
The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill by Lauryn Hill
Pick a Web Summit talk.
"Things are people too"
"Drones for good"
"Why are there not more European unicorns?"
"Why are most smart homes still quite dumb?"
You're going out for food. What are you having?
Fancy pizza topped with 'truffles' and rocket'
Taco Taco/Instagram
Mexican
Which of these are the worst?
The term 'webinar'
Smart watches
Anything bragging about being 'artisan'
Man buns
You scored out of !
You're more wanky than a man bun made of kale
Sorry.
You scored out of !
You're a *little* bit wanky
You like posh crisps and you probably talk about pesto a lot, but that's okay. Just watch yourself.
You scored out of !
You're not wanky at all!
Pat yourself on the back and stay real.
