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Taking the Mick

8 facts about Irish penis size from around the internet

So much science and it’s all about Irish lads.

EVERY GUY CARES about his penis size. Even the ones that don’t secretly do a little bit.

So, yesterday’s news that there is an average penis size out there was interesting reading for all. Still, there is plenty of other “research” out there on the Irish phallus – and it reveals some interesting facts:

1. We have the second smallest members of European Union… members

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Look at us there, with just 12.78 cm worth of length – putting us in second last place. Luckily though, the data this map was based on was deemed incomplete and not representative of actual science.

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Poor Romania, though. Sullying their international reputation with bad science.

*secretly celebrates*

2. British and American men are way bigger than Irish guys

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Well, according to this research paper anyway. It would appear, though, that scientists argue over penis size more than anybody, with the paper’s author Professor Richard Lynn coming in for harsh criticism – like:

“This is a brave paper in a controversial area but the data has no methodology and Lynn’s paper should not have been published.”

Meow.

3. Woman find men with larger penises more attractive

Science says it’s true.

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The study outlines that, “we found that flaccid penis size had a significant influence on male attractiveness.”

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4. Apparently there is a real internet legend that Irish men have tiny willys

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People often debate this issue, including their own first-hand experiences.

Which scientifically prove nothing, really.

5. We even have our own entry in the Urban Dictionary pertaining to our shortcomings

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Sounds very harsh, but it reads well.

6.  We’re second lowest on the girth side of things as well

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In this study, Irish guys come second from bottom in a study combining length and girth. The results for a German-based research institute show Irish men to be: length: 12.78cm, girth: 10.94cm.

24th out of 25 EU countries ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

7. Size doesn’t actually matter for Irish women though

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According to this study by U Magazine, 25% of Irish girls think that penis size actually matters.

8. We appear to be the kings of the penis joke based on our capital city

So much charm.

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