Friend: You going out tonight?
Me: No
Friend: What are you gonna do?
Me: I'm having some friends over for dinner pic.twitter.com/5XnXiq5wPe

— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 22, 2016

Nothing saves money like being antisocial.

— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) January 24, 2014

If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead, what excuse would you use to bail at the last minute?

— Nerdine Boo (@brennadine) February 2, 2015

I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.

— Marly (@VerbsRProudest) October 3, 2014

Sorry I can't come to your party this weekend, I mean, I probably can but I really don't want to.

— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) November 15, 2016

So who's down to cancel plans sometime? pic.twitter.com/QnN1pX3Gpn

— Perrito Wow Wow (@PapiChuloNalgon) October 29, 2015

My answer to “what are you doing this weekend” will always be dependent on why someone is asking. I need to know what I’m getting out of.

— Katie Haller (@halleratyou) July 17, 2015

When plans cancel pic.twitter.com/5cMvPxp7U3

— a door (@yeahimadore) October 15, 2015

me: why don't i have any friends
someone: hey, you want to hang out?
me: pic.twitter.com/fpa5CVjSMV

— 🌙 (@emotounal) August 16, 2016

Mood: Too bored to stay home. Too lazy to go out.

— introvert memes (@introvertsmemes) January 27, 2016

You missed most of the party.

"I'm so sorry, I got here as soon as I wanted to."

— eEric (@ericsshadow) October 5, 2015