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10 very believable Kylie Jenner conspiracy theories to keep you up at night

Is she pregnant? Who even knows anymore?

1. She is pregnant, and therefore can’t get lip fullers, and doesn’t want to face the public with thin lips.

There are screenshots, Ky. People remember what they look like. It’s fine.

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2. She’s not pregnant, but she has gotten some kind of botched surgery/lip fillers.

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3. She is pregnant and is acting as Kim’s surrogate.

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4. She isn’t pregnant, but just continued to realise too much stuff in 2017 and is knackered as a result.

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5. She knows how cold it is outside, so she’s made the executive decision to hibernate.

Seriously lads. That temperature drop. She has the right idea!

6. She’s watching The Sinner.

*drafting text to Kris Jenner* “Christmas card? Yeah I’ll be over after this episode.”

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7. Alternatively, shes given birth already and is in hiding as a result.

Caitlyn probably gave the game away in her interview with Piers Morgan when she couldn’t remember how many grandchildren she had. Awkward.

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8. She’s helping Kanye with his next album.

… Hence the secrecy.

9. She’s bullet journal-ing.

In fairness, it takes fucking AGES.

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Something someone with a lot of free time would be able to do …

10. She’s reading Ulysses.

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Really sticking to that New Year’s Resolution of reading more, huh Kylie?

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