1. When he made the contestants on his show Making The Band walk 12.4 miles for cheesecake.
When Diddy wanted a slice of cheesecake from the original Junior’s Cheesecake location in Brooklyn, he made all six members of the group walk downtown and across the Brooklyn Bridge while rapping the lyrics to Notorious B.I.G’s ‘Juicy’.
This video is long but it is absolutely worth every single minute of your time.
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2. When he was actually really funny in Get Him To The Greek.
3. When he looked at a dollar bill like he hadn’t seen one in years.
Meanwhile, you wince looking at your pending transactions.
4. When he thought Selena Gomez was a parking attendant.
In an interview with GQ, the singer revealed that he made the mistake at party.
Or when P. Diddy gave me his valet ticket once. Do you know what I mean? Because he thought I was the valet lady … Look, I see all of it. I don’t care—I actually laughed hysterically when it happened. But I get it. I know what all of it is.”
5. When he took the Declaration of Independence as his date to one of his own parties.
Can you say your significant other is worth $8 million?
6. When he (allegedly) tried to pour a drink over Kendrick Lamar because he called himself The King Of New York.
They’ve made up since, thank God.
7. When he dressed as the Pope for Halloween.
In keeping with the couple costume, Cassie went as Wonder Woman.
8. When he invented bottle service.
According to JRose Agency and JRosenblum Events owner Jessica Rosenblum,
Puffy and Jermaine Dupri were at the bar every week—there was no such thing as bottle service. There were no ice buckets. There were no tables. They were buying out champagne at the bar, and we had to serve it to them in rubber busboy trays, because we had nothing to put champagne in.”
9. When he got drunk and called out Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson for promoting ProActiv.
Diddy hated influencers before influencers were even a thing!
10. When he interviewed Obama
BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PRESIDENT.
He also calls him ‘Puff Dad’. Obsessed.
