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Thanks Penneys

11 tweets that sum up Irish women's relationship with Penneys bras

Thank God for the Penneys Maximiser.

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ALL IRISH GIRLS have a love/hate relationship with Penneys bras…

On the one hand, they’re so, so cheap

Bras are bloody expensive and therefore impossible to resist when they’re on sale for €6.

But they’re also notoriously unreliable

All my women who’ve had the wire come out of their Penneys bras, throw your hands up at me!

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME, PENNEYS BRA?

Why must you stab me in the ribs and cut off all my circulation?

For girls with more modest busts, the Penneys Maximiser bra is a godsend

Want to pretend you have big boobs? Look no further than the Penneys Maximiser.

And you can spot when someone’s wearing one a mile away

*knowing wink*

You’re capable of spending a small fortune on them

*goes in to buy tights, ends up spending week’s wages on bras*

But for ladies with bigger boobs, Penneys bras are a literal slap in the face

YOU LIE, PENNEYS.

The joy when you find one in your size, though

And the heartache when there’s none around </3

In short, this about sums up our relationship with Penneys bras

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