1. First of all, this photo just about sums up your state of mind
You are always, always striving for this level of warmth and cosiness.
2. But more often than not, you end up complaining about being cold
“I’m cold. Is anyone else cold? It’s freezing.”
- you from October to March
3. Some people are about style, some people are about comfort. You? You’re all about warmth
*searches for blankets on ASOS*
4. You’re a sucker for anything oversized and cosy
Mermaid blankets, snuggies, slipper socks, giant hoodies, blanket scarves — you have them all.
5. Seriously though, normal socks just don’t cut it in winter
Slipper socks all the way. *100 emoji*
6. Stepping out of the shower in the morning is an eternal struggle
I’M SO COLD. DON’T MAKE ME LEAVE MY LOVELY HOT WATERFALL.
7. The air conditioner is your ~sworn enemy~
*wears blanket in the office and complains about being cold*
8. Your other sworn enemy? The tiles in the bathroom
Is there anything more miserable than getting up on a frigid November morning and standing on cold tiles in your bare feet? We think not.
9. On nights out, you’re always the killjoy rushing people in from the smoking area
“Let’s go back inside, it’s freezing.”
10. And you find yourself worrying about whether youngsters are cold on nights out
Not even wearing a scarf! Is she not frozen to death?
11. You find yourself using your laptop as a hot water bottle
I could go to bed… but my laptop is keeping me so warm. Guess I’ll just watch another episode of Narcos.
12. You constantly have fights with yourself about turning on the heating
On the one hand, you really resent turning it on early in the evening. On the other hand, it’s bloody freezing…
13. Your hands are always cold and your significant other never tires of telling you that
Ol’ Blue Hands McGee, that’s me.
14. Sometimes you make yourself a cup of tea just so you have something warm to hold
15. You can’t think of anything you’d enjoy less than sleeping in the nip
Fluffy jammies 4 life.
16. Some people joke about wearing thermal underwear, but honestly you’ve considered it
17. All together now… “Is anyone else cold?”
