CHRISTMAS TIME, A time to tweet. A time to laugh
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James Kelleher / TwitterFrascati Shopping Centre has bravely included a dying polar bear in its Christmas display pic.twitter.com/sp3cMpcu9w
— James Kelleher (@etienneshrdlu) December 6, 2015
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hannah / Twitter"Um wow okay"
— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) December 14, 2014
-all of Santa's other reindeer
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Damien Owens / Twitter‘Can we put the Christmas tree up, Daddy? Can we put the Christmas tree up, Daddy?’ Ugh, for the last time, I’m probably not your father.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) December 5, 2015
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Nina Bargiel / Twitter"Holy infant so tender and mild." Song lyrics or cooking instructions?
— Nina Bargiel, probably (@slackmistress) December 25, 2012
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David O'Doherty / Twitterthink of all the kids doing magical faces in christmas ads being told afterwards that it's still July and your parents rented you for €350
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) November 16, 2015
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Sixth Form Poet / TwitterWatching people open their Christmas presents is a good opportunity to see who hasn't undressed another person for a while.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixth_formpoet) November 16, 2014
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rob delaney / TwitterWhat flavor vape oil are you leaving out for Santa this year?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) December 21, 2014
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Sacha Fernando / Twitter"I don't want a lot for Christmas."
— Sacha Fernando (@sacha_is_good) December 14, 2014
Later...
"All I want for Christmas is you."
EXACTLY WHAT DOES THAT DO FOR MY SELF-CONFIDENCE, MARIAH.
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Patrick / Twittermerry christmas, let's take a shit right down santa's neck pic.twitter.com/GCV0gyJKs3
— Patrick (@PrayForPatrick) October 2, 2015
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cool as h*ck turtle / Twitterme: wow its WAY TOO EARLY to be playing christmas music. like stop
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) December 11, 2014
jesus: cool ill remember that near your bday u piece of shit
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tldrwikipedia / TwitterCaroling. http://t.co/Eogt0QHtYH pic.twitter.com/AmrmQZgImm
— tldrwikipedia (@tldrwikipedia) December 25, 2014
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jomny sun / TwitterTREE: [sees christmas tree thru window] who dose he think he is. all dressed up. too good to be outside
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) December 25, 2014
ANOTHER TREE: be nice, he is dying
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chuuch / Twittergod leads jesus out the front door, hands over his eyes. "merry you-mas." a Lexus with a red bow is sitting in the driveway.
— chuuch (@ch000ch) December 20, 2013
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John / TwitterAll wine is mulled wine when you think about it.
— John Brennan (@UpturnedBathtub) December 5, 2013
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Colm Tobin / TwitterChris Rea's carbon footprint music be obscene at this stage. He's been driving home for Christmas for three weeks already.
— Colm Tobin (@colmtobin) December 2, 2014
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Anna Kristine / TwitterMy moms legitimately angry with me for letting the dogs see their presents before tomorrow morning. Apparently I ruined their Christmas.....
— Anna Kristine (@akfarizel) December 25, 2013