IT’S WORLD PORRIDGE Day, but everyone knows the stuff is evil.li

Especially you.

1. The texture makes up a good 80 percent of your nightmares

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Gelatinous or watery, gah.

2. Like, gruel is a better option

At least you can hold your nose and pretend it’s not happening.

3. God bless us all

SEEDS? Sick.

4. Don’t get us started on chocolate porridge

We all know what that looks like.

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5. It’s just upsetting on so many levels

Even when people try to dress it up, it just makes it worse.

6. It’s 2016

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7. We have come past this

8. Take a moment to imagine drinking this

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9. When it hardens on the bowl…

Say goodbye to that bowl, forever. Same goes for any attempt at microwaving it.

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Are there no redeeming factors? NONE?

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