WHITE CHOCOLATE may not be chocolate in the strictest sense of the word, but we’re still into it. Way into it. Too into it, perhaps.
1. First of all, if you love white chocolate you have the sweetest of sweet tooths
And white chocolate is the sweetest. So it all makes sense.
2. When you hear people wax lyrical about 100000% dark chocolate you’re like, HOW
Why would you subject yourself to something that bitter? What’s the draw?
3. These were like crack to you as a child
GIS THE BUTTONS.
4. The day Cadbury discontinued the Dream bar is the day you lost hope for the world
The rudeness of it!
It’s still available in Australia, New Zealand and South Africa. Just not here. Of course.
5. And you still think about the Dream Easter eggs
Look at that! Stop, we’ll cry.
6. Whenever they bring out special white chocolate versions of your favourite bars, you jump for joy
Shh. Pretend they’re not limited edition. Pretend chocolate manufacturers care about white chocolate lovers’ needs.
7. There is only one true Magnum to you
State of the rest of them.
8. You’ll order just about anything if it has white chocolate on it
“Strips of decades-old basketball covered in soil…with a white chocolate dip? I’ll take two.”
9. And the powdery, cheap taste of White Mice penny sweets? Bliss
You don’t discriminate! You love all white chocolate equally.
