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A guy complained to a supermarket about 'uneven' bread and got the best response

Excellent work, Morrisons.

ON TUESDAY, MORRISONS customer David Walker bought a sliced pan and was horrified to discover that each slice of bread was cut unevenly.

Look at this.

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Walker complained to Morrison and described his “monumental” outrage at not being able to “make a sandwich fit for a gentleman”.

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He recounted in heartbreaking detail the moment his wife realised the slices weren’t even.

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Lyk if you cried </3

Morrison’s sympathised with Walker’s plight and pointed out that it would make a rather good doorstop.


Which Walker wasn’t impressed with.


Until Morrisons made good and sent Walker two new loaves of bread to make up for it.


See, everybody?

It pays to complain.

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