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How Pat Kenny Are You?

Only one way to find out.

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First things first, are you easily frightened?
Ah yeah, I'd be very jumpy.
Not at all, I'm cool as a cucumber.
How do you deal with haters?
You rise above it all and ignore it.
You politely, but firmly put them back in their place.

You post a "And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate" meme on Twitter.
Are you guilty of occasionally putting your foot in your mouth?
Oh God, constantly.
Er, I may have once offered my seat to someone who wasn't pregnant.

Nope, never. I'm smooth as butter.
Are you good with kids?
Yes, they love me. Sure, I'm practically a big kid myself!
No, and I dread having to spend time with them.

Depends on the kid, really.
How do you cope with awkward situations?
Put on a brave face and suffer through it even when it's apparent things are not going well.
Retreat from the situation immediately.

Crack a joke to try ease the awkwardness.
Pick your preferred topic of conversation.
Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris' blossoming relationship.

The referendum.
What is your stance on Christmas jumpers?
I wear one on every night out between November 1st and December 25th.
They're not for me, but they're a bit of craic!

I think they should be banned.
What's your go-to photograph pose?
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Thumbs up
Peace sign

A half-wave at the camera
Finally, what photo of Pat Kenny speaks to your soul?
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You're more Pat Kenny than Pat Kenny himself.
You and the big man are practically two peas in a pod.
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You're not Pat Kenny at all.
You're more Gay Byrne, if anything.
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There's a touch of Pat Kenny about you
You occasionally say the wrong thing and often seem to find yourself in awkward situations. Not to worry, though. At least you and Pat can suffer together.
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