AS THE WORLD waits with bated breath to see what name the Royal Baby ™ is given (or doesn’t, y’know that’s cool too), we thought it was the perfect time to reflect on the names we are all given by our parents.
In Ireland, our names can cause us great difficulty when travelling abroad. It’s annoying.
Sometimes though, an Irish name goes beyond that. Sometimes an Irish name is so awkward, even Irish people can’t manage it.
Like these for example.
Feardorcha
Are you kidding me?!? Feardorcha? Flickr/bbaunach
It might mean ‘dark man’ which is brooding and sexy, but imagine spending your life explaining that to people as they butcher your name.
Sorry for your troubles.
Caoimhseach
I thought you loved me Mam! Shutterstock
This is a girl’s name, and means ‘beautiful, beloved girl’. Lovely.
Probably not so much when you’re in primary school though.
Risteárd
RISTÉARD? I can’t believe this! Flickr/azfar ahmad | thepatahtumbuh
Fortunately Risteárd Cooper has softened the blow for all other Risteárd’s, however that ‘s’ sound will probably cause them bother for life.
Isibéal
Why you do me like that, dad? Flickr/Fiery-Phoenix
It may look like Isobel but in fact it's 'Ish-bail'.
Imagine explaining that to everyone you meet.
Fachtna
You have to change it. It's not too late! Flickr/jason_diceman
Aside from the way in which some people struggle with the 'ch' sound in Fachtna, someone is spreading a nasty rumour that this name means hostile.
Conchobhar
I'll be explaining this my whole life! Shutterstock
You know most of these guys as Conor, but when parents choose the Gaelic version they are delivering trouble to their children.
It may look like three syllables, but it is in fact two. 'Coh-hor' is what these lads are forced to say to everyone they meet.
Roibeard
This is all your fault! Shutterstock
It means 'famous'. In 2012 in the U.S. less than five boys were given it as a name.
Thinking of you, Roibeards.
Sibéal
I don't even think this is a real name!! Shutterstock
The Irish for Sybil, it means prophetess. And years of torment.
Caoilfhionn
No one will be able for this. NO ONE! Shutterstock
Would you believe this is pronounced Kee-lin? You probably would.
Imagine the struggle poor Caoilfhionns endure.
Do you have one of these names? We feel for you. Share your torment in the comments.
