YOU GOT TOO excited and went out on the lash before the weekend started.
1. Your alarm screen looks something like this
Pleasewakeuppleasewakeup.
2. Basically, you rise independent of your body
3. Who even is that?
4. You know you don’t look grand
5. And you’ll constantly surprise even yourself with how NOT GRAND you look
6. Nobody notices…
7. Except they do, and you hate them for it
8. Your day consists of drinking orange juice
9. And sitting on the loo pondering life and what you have become
10. Time slows down
11. But at least you made it to work at all
12. You start to feel hope, like you can get through this
13. Until lunch comes around
14. Lunch is a modest affair
15. Then you reach the point where you just stop caring
16. Because when that magical hour comes along…
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