1. Explain to them the glory of the garlic cheese chip
2. And its culinary cousin the curry cheese chip
Them: “Why?”
You: “BECAUSE.”
3. The sheer perfection of a hungover breakfast roll
4. Let them get their heads around the very concept of a spice burger
After you try to get across what they are actually like.
5. And the fact that battering a wrap seems like a reasonable thing in Ireland
6. They would never understand that one colour can make all the difference
7. Or the very existence of coddle
8. Many parts of the world just wouldn’t get the beauty of a deli-bought jambon
“Jam what?”
9. Why Superquinn sausages are actually so much different to regular sausages
*confused face*
“They just look like regular sausages”
10. They would definitely be perplexed by this “blaa” not being the same as a bread roll
11. And the recent phenomenon that is a spice bag
12. Just get them to try and guess what boxty is
13. Or how the Irish nation has honed and perfected the 3-in-1
14. There’s a good chance they haven’t sampled the experience that is a lukewarm sausage roll of a Tuesday morning
15. And it’s only here that a chipper would have the audacity to make up a custom taco fries pizza
16. They might have heard of a crisp sandwich – but when you tell them about a Tayto version, they just won’t understand
Perfection.
