Here is a selection of things Irish mams love. Pick one to reveal your mam name destiny…
You scored out of !
You're a complete Bernie!
Sure what's the point in having the heating on if you're going to let that feckin' draught in under the door. Oil doesn't grow on trees you know?!
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Ah you're such a Colette!
Things you also love: asking somebody if that's their natural hair colour; telling somebody they have a 'lovely kink' in their hair.
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Ah Mary, it's yourself
Sure how else would you know who the text is from?
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You're 100% a Helena
"COME RUNNING HOME AGAIN KATIE, COME RUNNING HOME AGAIN..."
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Ah Maureen, it's yourself
Every mam has a good wedding pashmina. Fierce fancy. 22% cashmere.
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You're a Phil
"I opened that* by mistake. I thought it was for me".
*envelope clearly marked with your name
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You're a complete Noreen
"You'll remember me, wheennnn the west wind mooovves..."
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Ah Bridie, you're looking well
"DON'T EAT THAT IT'S FOR THE CURRY TOMORROW"
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You couldn't be more of an Ita
All the Downton Abbeys 'taped' on the Skybox.
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You're such a Noeleen
Also fond of "that BLINKING cat".
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You're Carmel the Mam
Sure he has fierce twinkly eyes.
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You're an absolute Fionnuala
Sure two texts is a waste of credit. Preserving credit is a top priority among mams.
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You're PURE Ann
See also: wrapping paper, gift bags, bits of tinfoil.
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You're a real Breda
"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle".
