VALENTINE’S DAY HAS come early in Calabasas, as Kim Kardashian spent last night preparing press boxes for all of her loved ones as well as some of her most vocal haters.
I’m gonna send them to way more than this, but I decided this Valentine’s Day that everyone deserves a Valentine, so I’m going to send them to my lovers, to my haters, to everyone that I think of.
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On the blue side, you can see all of Kim’s enemies.
It includes: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Piers Morgan, Janice Dickenson, Naya Rivera, Chloe Moretz, Blac Chyna, Pink, Taylor Swift, Bette Midler, Chelsea Handler, Sharon Osbourne and Wendy Williams.
In reality, the people on the blue post-it notes have inadvertently kept Kim in the press for months, so she really owes them a little thank you.
The press packs Kim sent out were to celebrate the release of her new Kimoji fragrances, which were launched earlier this week. Kim’s last fragrance, Crystal Gardenia made $10 million on the day of its release.
In a couple of hours, Piers Morgan will be waking up to a little love heart bottle of perfume that says ‘BAE’ on it.
