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16 reasons you should feel like an ass for ever slagging Michael Bolton

He’s in Dublin you know?

MICHAEL BOLTON IS on The Late Late Show tonight.

What do you mean you don’t care about Michael Bolton? Oh, oh you’re slagging him now?

Look at all these reasons why you are just plain wrong…

1. This picture of him giving Bill Murray and Kevin Costner the stink eye

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2. This picture of him with Bill Murray and Chris O’Donnell

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3. He’s gracious even when presented with a cake bought in a petrol station

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4. His amazing Lonely Island Captain Jack Sparrow collaboration

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5. And he dressed up and performed it at the Emmy Awards

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6. His thoughts on the film Office Space, which makes fun of his name

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7. This drawing

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8. How Can We Be Lovers, which is a tune

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9 .This pose

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10. This selfie

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11. The fact that he and his band Blackjack once toured with Ozzy Osbourne

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12. This entrance on Never Mind the Buzzcocks

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13. His entire Never Mind the Buzzcocks episode

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14. The Hair (RIP)

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15. Rihanna loves him

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16. The ability to wear blouses and get away with it

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Ps. Josh Hartnett is on The Late Late Show too, but he doesn’t come anywhere near The Bolton. He can’t touch him.

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