IT’S UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED that you can’t swing a cat in a coffee shop without hitting a bearded hipster.
Oscar’s Café Bar in Smithfield knows this and wants no part of it.
The café is currently seeking baristas and the job posting includes this stipulation.
Hear that, hipsters? Yiz need not apply.
This isn’t the first time that Oscars has railed against hipsters. Just look at this Wi-Fi password…
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Poor hipsters.
You’d nearly feel sorry for them.
(h/t Lauren Morahan for sending this our way)
