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Which Irish primary school myth are you?

Sunny Delight was both a delicious and terrifying prospect.

PRIMARY SCHOOL WAS a wonderful and innocent time for many of us. It was a time when the only important things in life were big break and little break. Also if you went to a Catholic school you only cared about making your Communion because you spent less time learning Irish and/or maths.

Urban myths were also a big thing as they were a great way for the older kids to scare the Junior and Senior infants. But which one of these incredible myths are you?

What province was your primary school in?
Wikipedia
Leinster
Munster

Connaught
Ulster
What was the sex education like in your primary school?
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We didn't get any.
It was ok.

It was terrible.
It was good.
Did you make your holy communion?
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Yes
No
Pick your ultimate school tour.
Clara Lara
Clara Lara Fun Park
Wikimedia
Lilliput Adventure Centre

Google Maps
Dublinia
Wikimedia
Croke Park
What was your favourite subject?
Flickr
Irish
PE

History
Science
Did you have a blackboard or a whiteboard?
Blackboard
Wikimedia
Whiteboard

We had both for some reason.
And finally, what was your favourite Alive-O song?
Youtube
Circle of Friends
Connected

My Shepard Is the Lord
I don't know what Alive-O is.
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
If you drank too much Sunny D, you'll turn orange.
You're a gullible little one and you always have been. You wanted to believe that you could turn orange and be the talk of the down but your mam wouldn't let you, the selfish wagon.
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You scored out of !
If you squished jelly aliens together, you could get them pregnant.
You were weirdly obsessed with pregnancy as a young child and were determined to create a jelly alien baby no matter what the cost. Early intervention therapy may have been a good idea here.
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Tesco
You scored out of !
If you drank too much Lilt, it'd reduce your sperm count and your willy would stop working.
The best myths always have an element of truth to them as Lilt did contain something called yellow 5 which could reduce sperm count but only if you drank a reservoir of it. A myth usually shared by 6th classers after they'd received 'the talk'.
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You scored out of !
Your dentist could tell if you'd shifted someone recently.
You were someone like the Joker in school who liked to create terror and chaos in little kids for no reason. Psychopathic is also a word we could use to describe you here.
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