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Girls provides spot-on guide to taking the perfect d*ck pic

*Not duck, the other thing.

Mar 3rd 2015, 9:14 AM 23,148 Views 10 Comments

WHO WOULDA THOUGHT it?

A girl, presumably without a dick of her own, has produced the perfect Snapchat guide to taking dick pics; those oft unwanted, though sometimes requested bastion of the age of modern technology.

Take it away Reece from Snapchat:

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We’re not sure what happened to Technique 4, but we can only assume one of two things:

It was simply too real for the internet
Reece forgot about Technique 4

Either way, this is invaluable. Thank you Reece.

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Girls provides spot-on guide to taking the perfect d*ck pic

*Not duck, the other thing.

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