LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, it’s a good day.
Why, you ask? Because Rihanna has bestowed upon us one of the most glorious Snapchat stories of all time.
Let’s go to the beginning.
Rihanna started off her day lounging around a pool wearing a slip dress/negligee type garment with ‘C**T’ printed on it
As you do when you’re Rihanna.
She sipped rosé and basked in the sunlight.
Lovin’ life
But it was later in the evening when Rihanna *really* got in her zone
Red vino, check. Gown with extravagant sleeves, check. Slow jams, check.
Her and her mate proceeded to sing Toni Braxton while pissing around with filters
THE GALS!
And then she went and pulled the ultimate Woman After A Few Glasses of Red Wine™ move ever
Yep, you guessed it — she belted out I’m Every Woman.
Ah yeah, there she is singing along to Whitney Houston… while clutching a glass of red wine for dear life
DON’T SPILL THE WINE, HUN.
And she topped it all off by singing Kelly Price’s As We Lay while using a spoon as a microphone
In. Her. Zone.
Wine, roaring old R&B songs, playing with filters — we are all Rihanna, gals
Glory be with Queen Rih.
