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13 people who hate the Ryanair trumpets as much as you

*shakes fist at sky*

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IS THERE ANYTHING worse than being on a cramped, hot and sweaty plane and then being forced to listen to a triumphant trumpet jingle to celebrate the fact that you’re “on time”? 

In a word, no.

And everyone who has ever flown with Ryanair agrees.

1. It might be the most self-congratulatory move ever

2. I mean, really.

3. It’s stupid.

4. And poxy.

5. And a load of shite, to be frank.

6. It almost makes you feel glad about having a delayed flight.

7. “Ah sure, I might be two hours later than I had planned, but at least I don’t have to listen to that bloody trumpet.”

8. As Brody so eloquently put it, “Ffs”

9. Even the staff think it’s a joke

10. Only thing that makes you more murderous than hearing the Ryanair trumpet? Hearing the Ryanair trumpet when the flight isn’t even on time

11. *shakes fist*

12. And the fact that it seems to encourage applause only makes things worse

13. Here’s a very accurate picture of you

Lord give us strength.

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