THE CURRENT TREND of shipping your enemies unfortunate things has just been taken to a new level.
That’s right – you can now ship a 6 oz bag of dicks to somebody you don’t particularly care for.
The only thing that makes that OK is that they are gummy penises. Look at them there
The company – simply titled dicksbymail.com - has one simple mission in life, and that is to get your enemy to “eat a bag of dicks”.
With their slogan reading “Send a Message. Send Dicks” they clearly mean business. From the website:
Dicks by Mail is the easy way to send that feeling to anyone in your life that deserves that feeling of sadness, disappointment and betrayal. In only a few minutes you can send a literal Bag of Dicks to that special asshole in your life.
The logo is delightfully simple as well
One slight hitch with the website is that it doesn’t ship to Europe right now – it’s just Canada and the US.
So, if you want this to be a reality in the near future in Ireland, you’ll have to get down the local sweet shop and get carving. But that probably won’t work out well for anyone.
