DO YOU HATE someone? Like really, really hate them?
Want a way to show it?
ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com is an Australian website that will do just as it says on the tin – send an envelope full of glitter to the people you hate, for $9.99AUD.
But why is glitter such an excellent bit of revenge? They explain themselves on their gleefully swear-filled website:
We f**king hate glitter. People call it the herpes of the craft world. What we hate more though are the soulless people who get their jollies off by sending glitter in envelopes.
Pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world and we’ll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they’ll be finding that sh*t everywhere for weeks.
This illustration captures the frustration of a glitter-bomb extremely well:
The envelope will also include a note explaining why the recipient was sent such a terrible present – and the website owners are quick to point out that the glitter will be mixed in with the note “thus increasing maximum spillage”.
Obviously, this can all be done yourself at a much lower cost, but we admire their enterprise and commitment to diabolic deeds. Evil, evil geniuses.
