1. The toilet roll is left like this
WHO RAISED YOU?
2. Boxes of cereal are opened in an extremely haphazard way
Seriously, were you raised by animals with a taste for stale corn flakes?
3. You’re greeted by the sight of wet towels on your bed
Can you not?
4. And pots are left to “soak” for weeks on end
It’s been in the sink for two days now. I think the old scrambled egg on the frying pan has softened now.
5. There’s never a cap on the toothpaste and the toothpaste is left to get all horrible and congealed at the top
:(
6. Lunchboxes are filled with unidentified food/dyed red from having auld bolognese in them for a week
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I’m so sorry this happened to you, lunchbox.
7. The toilet seat is left up and you do not own a penis
:|
8. Long strands of hair decorate your bathroom wall
DISPOSE OF YOUR HAIR, YOU ANIMAL.
9. Cartons with not even a drop of milk are kept in the fridge
Oh, you think that absolves you of the responsibility to buy milk? We know what game you’re playing, buddy. And you will not win.
10. YOUR PEANUT BUTTER IS VIOLATED
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HOW DARE YOU FORK MY PEANUT BUTTER, YOU MONSTER??????
11. Actual rubbish is scattered around the bin area
The floor does not equal the bin. Why is this so difficult to comprehend?
12. Itty bitty beard trimmings can be found in the sink
*wretches*
13. And your dishwasher looks like this
I’m sorry, we can’t be friends. We’re done here.
