1. While clearing out your bag on any given day, you have discovered 5+ lipsticks
And you forgot you even owned about three of them.
2. You have experienced ‘the line’
Y’know, the one that appears on your chin after you eat a burger/sandwich.
You knew you were going to eat messy food, but did that stop you reapplying? NO!
3. You regularly come out of Boots looking diseased
Swatch everything. Let no lipstick be left behind.
4. And you may leave the house with wet hair/wearing a stained top, but your lipstick is always PERFECT
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Maisie Williams knows.
5. Because it just makes you feel more ‘yourself’
Your outfit can go wrong, your hair might be doing a ‘thing’, but if your lipstick is good? Sorted.
6. You have grilled strangers on their lip colours
WHAT IS THAT? I MUST HAVE IT.
7. And spent a considerable amount of money on single tubes of lipstick
And if people are willing to sit down and listen for about five minutes, you can explain exactly why it’s worth it.
8. You can apply it in the dark, without a mirror, in a moving car
Can we put that skill on our CV?
9. Anyone you kiss automatically braces themselves for lipstick marks
Look. We’re sorry.
10. Lipstick chat is the best kind of chat
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Finishes, formulas, shade names, brands… We’ll happily chat it up for hours.
11. You’ve counted the number of lipsticks in your collection, and it’s a secret you may take to the grave
More precious than silver or gold.
