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17 of the thirstiest Simon Harris tweets from last night's debate

“I am so sorry for all the times I called Simon Harris a vampire.”

LISTEN – this whole referendum campaign has been a bit exhausting for everyone.

So it was only natural, as the end draws near, that people would search for a beacon of light to follow; a public figure to lust after. Trivial? Perhaps. Necessary? Absolutely.

With that, Simon Harris nobly stepped up to the plate.

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Speaking for the Yes side on last night’s Prime Time referendum debated, he impressed with his ballsy-ness (it’s a word now) and new-found spine as he masterfully took down Peader Toibin.

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Judging by these tweets, Ireland’s next fight could be for that of Simon Harris’ heart.

1. “The results of the debate are in, Mr. Harris.” “Great, what’s the general consensus?”

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2. Minister for Little Spoons.

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3. Sassy Simon is his drag name.

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4. Really excited for the Emer McLysaght/Marian Keyes fight on pay-per-view next week.

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5. Presented without comment.

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6. “I’m here to eat porridge and win debates – and it looks like I’m all out of Flahavans.”

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7. Repeal and repent.

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8. The devil works hard, but Simon Harris debates harder.

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9. Tell us how you REALLY feel though …

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10. The heart wants what it wants.

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11. To paraphrase Kimberly Kardashian-West: “It’s what he deserves.”

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12. Oh y’all wanted a twist?

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13. *strokes chin*

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14. Seriously, did ANYONE see this coming?

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15. Clearly not.

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16. Justin Trudeau is shaking.

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17. Ok, now fix the rest of the country Si. Thanks.

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