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18 ways to sum up single life in three words

“There’s always wine.”

LAST NIGHT, COMEDY Central show Midnight challenged Twitter to sum up their single life in three words using the hashtag #SingleLifeIn3Words.

The hashtag quickly took off with singletons everywhere describing what being single meant to then.

1. For one thing, it means more pizza.

2. Unfortunately, Netflix doesn’t come with a side order of chill.

3. On the bright side, at least you actually watch it, though.

4. And you’re free to fart whenever and wherever you like without fear of embarrassment

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5. The Third Wheel Life is one you know all too well…

6. But at least chocolate always has your back

7. We’ll say nothing about this…

8. A whole entire bed with nobody to snatch the duvet from you in the middle of the night? Most welcome.

9. Yasssss.

10. You’re basically in a relationship with wine, but you’re cool with it.

11. Although sometimes things can get a little Castaway-ish…

12. And you’ve been known to have full-blown conversations with your pets

13. You’ve been known to struggle with this injury…

14. And with the excruciating small talk you’ve been forced to have on dates.

15. Adele songs are like a window into your soul

16. Your Mam might be your “in case of emergency” contact…

17. But you still wish she’d stop asking about the love life.

18. Still, though: pizza!

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Amy O'Connor

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