1. Pick a pair of shoes
2. Pick a film
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Annie
American Pie
Empire Records
4. Choose a parenting method
5. Is it okay to fart loudly in front of your friends?
Yes
No
6. Is it ok to fart loudly in front of strangers?
Yes
No
8. Pick a telly mam
Marge Simpson
Skylar from Breaking Bad
Lorelai Gilmore
Lois from Malcolm in the Middle
9. Pick a telly dad
The dad from The Wonder Years
Phil from Modern Family
Miley Byrne
Jaime Lannister
You scored out of !
You'll be the embarrassing dad
Even if you're a woman, you're still going to be the embarrassing dads of mams. Wearing your slippers to the shops, telling dad jokes, mortifying your kids in front of boyfriends/girlfriends. You will live a happy life.
You scored out of !
You'll be the sound parent
Something's been siphoned off from the drinks cabinet? You'll turn a blind eye. Your kid wants to go to a gig? You'll facilitate it. You're so sound.
Etsy
You scored out of !
You'll be the hipster parent
You'll be buying tiny organic babygros and being borderline insufferable about making your own hummus for little Fia and Odhran.
You scored out of !
You'll be the Billie Barry parent
You already have designs on your kid banging out a few tunes on the Late Late Toy Show in ten years time. Start investing in tap shoes.
You scored out of !
You'll be the dream parent
Everyone will want to come to your house for dinner. You'll read lovely books to your children every night and make buns and help your kids grow strawberries. Stuff like that.
