IF YOU’RE A mot who’s mad for the sesh, we’ll know.
1.
Honestly, probably sitting in watching tv
ON THE SESH!
Smoking rollies on a balcony somewhere
Working
Minding the kids
In a pub or club having a few drinks
2.
Go and force them to let me in
Few cans in the field
Just go straight out
Have everyone to mine
3. What are you drinking?
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Anything
Whatever
Who cares
Some alcohol I bought
4. What are you smoking?
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Rollies
I'm VAPING, BABY
Normal cigs
I don't smoke
5. Pick some shoes
6. We're going to the offo, what do you want?
A bag of cans
A naggin of vodka
Buckfast
A craft beer
Wine
Something else
7. Do you take makeup off before bed, or no?
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Lol no
Yes, of course
Maybe a faceswipe
I don't wear makeup
8.
Get all up in their face
Take it somewhere else
Call it a night
9. Siobhán has left the sesh even though you bought her a shot. What happens now?
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You slag her to everyone else, typical Siobhain
Who cares, plenty more fish in the sesh sea
You run after her and try to persuade her to come back
You leave too, there's no point now
You scored out of !
You are 0% session mot
Wow, boring much? Go on out on the sesh once in a while, it'll do you good!
You scored out of !
You are 21% session mot
You're the lamest session mot in sesh mot history. You have all these big plans to go mad, but get locked at prinks and have to be put to bed.
You scored out of !
You are 50% session mot
You know when to be a sesh mot, and when you need to call it a night. When the time is right, you'll be hanging from windows with a naggin and a smoke at 4am with the best of them.
You scored out of !
You are 71% session mot
You're a bit of a sesh mot, but even you know when to call it a night sometimes. When the time is right, you'll be hanging from windows with a naggin and a smoke at 4am with the best of them.
You scored out of !
You are 94% session mot
You're bleedin' maaad for the sesh. If you didn't have basic responsibilities you might just graduate to complete sesh mot but unfortunately you've your life in semi-order.
You scored out of !
You are 100% session mot
You're a full on scaldy session mot! You're the absolute best craic and everyone loves you. Don't get us wrong, you're a complete mess, but it's mostly amusing.
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